I have seen this on a few blogs - it is silly but oh so funny. Type "unfortunately" and your own name into Google and see what comes up. Here are some results for me - I especially like number 3 & number 6.
Unfortunately, Sylvia died only months after her arrival.
Unfortunately, Sylvia would never return.
Unfortunately, Sylvia has also become convinced the world is about to end and that her unsaved family are going to burn in Hell.
Unfortunately Sylvia committed suicide and drew an end to her talent.
Unfortunately, Sylvia starts to regress back to that place in her mind where darkness speaks to her most clearly
Unfortunately Sylvia has hit the bottom of his (what???) career and is forced to fight in freak fights,
Unfortunately Sylvia has had a difficult life with financial and marital problems
Unfortunately, Sylvia's story is not unusual or unique
There you have it.